Category:Aussie Crew

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An OT love story.

The Australian Coat of Arms, the only modification made here is the word 'Australia' was changed to 'Aussie Crew'

Mitchj's car - the official official Aussie Crew car in red.

Howard is now available for party hire.

Peter Allen - Aussie Crew's favourite musician.

Australian crew: "Now I remember why I stopped posting in here..." - deegan

A crew that oozes awesomeness and is always on top. Topics of discussion typically revolve around cars, and the reasons why Australia > Rest of World.

CAUTION: Before entering Aussie Crew, please remember Cainer bites! He does not like change.

[edit] Unofficial Anthem

I think I hear the sounds of then, And people talking, The scenes recalled, by minute movement, And songs they fall, from the backing tape. That certain texture,that certain smell, To lie in sweat, on familiar sheets, In brick veneer on financed beds. In a room, of silent hardiflex, That certain texture, that certain smell, Brings home the heavy days, Brings home the the night time swell, Out on the patio we'd sit, And the humidity we'd breathe, We'd watch the lightning crack over canefields Laugh and think, this is Australia. The block is awkward - it faces west, With long diagonals, sloping too. And in the distance, through the heat haze, In convoys of silence the cattle graze. That certain texture, that certain beat, Brings forth the night time heat. Out on the patio we'd sit, And the humidity we'd breathe, We'd watch the lightning crack over canefields Laugh and think that this is Australia. To lie in sweat, on familiar sheets, In brick veneer on financed beds. In a room of silent hardiflex, That certain texture, that certain smell, Brings forth the heavy days, Brings forth the night time sweat, Out on the patio wed sit, And the humidity wed breathe, We'd watch the lightning crack over canefields Laugh and think, this is Australia. This is Australia, This is Australia, This is Australia...

[edit] Official Official Anthem

Traveling in a fried-out combie, On a hippie trail, head full of zombie, I met a strange lady, she made me nervous, She took me in and gave me breakfast. And she said, "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six foot four and full of muscles I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich And he said, "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Lying in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty?" And he said, "Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah) Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover."

[edit] Famous Aussie Crew Members

Whilst it is not widely publicised, many of the members of Aussie crew are in fact famous in Australia.

• BobLobLaw is an Australia TV soap star, famous for his Bollywood singing scenes
• Grubby is Craig Lowndes
• charles foster kane has appeared on Rove Live and The 7pm Project, as well as featuring in a small editorial in GQ magazine
• Nitro is Crocodile Dundee's nephew

[edit] Aussie Crew Vernacular

- "To be a Mavsman" or "You're such a Mavsman": A 'Mavsman' is a whipped individual who has minimal insight or ability to regulate emotions or actions, and is at the beck and call of a vagina. A weak and naive individual, with poor decision making capabilities.

[edit] Notable Aussie Crew Arguments

Clubsport > R34 GTR

v6 Commodore > Aurion

Travel > Not Travel

Oporto v Hungry Jacks

How Mitchj is too tall for most cars

[edit] Notable Quotes

"In for WA trip to shoot Clay. "- 2ofdem

"eat my shit sundae bitches" - Clay

"at the very least go there and drink all his alcohol and eat all his food and act like a huge cunt, then push his rubbish bins over as you leave" - eK

"werd, im an 11/10 in the looks department, smart as fucking shit and my cock resembles a 100 year old tree" - bumble_bee

"Mitch met up with the chick it was all going good Mitch got 'her' into the backseat of his VT and found she had a wang. Undetered Mitch procedes and they have a lovely night." - 2ofdem

"Id eat arse all day if the doc recommended it, my own as well. cause it tastes so good." - deegan

"i always had a cup of tea after sex" - Bob Loblaw

"This is because clay is a piece of shit." - Javal

"im going to murder you for saying that" - Mitchj

"Coons outside trying to use the phone box again. Pity i removed the circuit breaker from the box, he he he heh. "Ernie Dingo, OI OI where the fuck is my stimulus payment" OI!" - cainer

"I would have done the same.. Except probably followed one of them home and came back later in the night. Fucked the shit out of their cat, smeared my human scat over the front door and thrown a gnome through a window." - cainer

Last Aussie Crew meat.

2006 Aussie Crew meat.‎

[edit] Aussie Day, January 26th

A day of joyous celebration and copious fluid replacement, also referred by Indigenous Australian's as "Invasion Day".

Peter Allen - Greatest Hits, a favourite on Australia Day.

[edit] Notable OP

MissKitty
skezz
Trigger Happy pre 2008
Liddy
C6H12O6 aka Kevin Rudd aka It's opposite day, lol
Chelle
Ann'
CrazyJenn

N.B: Unlike typical OTOP, Aussie Crew OP have self respect. Well, OK, except Miss Kitty - but there always has to be an exception to every rule. (She regularly experiences relevance deprivation.)

[edit] Current Members

• Not a comprehensive list... **Please update!!**

grue - phonics - deegan - the_mavsman - RetardedMonkey - Javal - Dox - Grubby - Liddy - interpol- nitrane - Mr Mark aka Heimdall - Mr_BeX aka Nick - maddcore - skezz - 2ofdem - cainer - n[i]tro - rkddb - Mitchtj - Trigger Happy aka Anna Joubert - paradox - Ideotique - clarky - eK - MissKitty - maddog- MaRcH HaRe - TheNewMonaro - dcl - C6H12O6 aka Kevin Rudd - assgoblin - fsd - SuperMat - vikingen - crunchy_black - Scout - Weiner - Tony Victory - Chelle - charles foster kane - Bob Loblaw - bumble_bee - Mr20Valve - Kinks - Benigma - Thoth - matador - Latts - Colt_Government - C.R.A.F.T - disley - ????

[edit] Wannabe Members

EeeeK
~QueenBee~
iconicwings
PC

[edit] Aussie Crew - A love story

The following members, who frequent AU Crew, have either found love or their relationships have blossomed as the result of OT:

- Weiner and Chelle <-- now engaged!!

- Weiner and Cainer (It is unclear if Chelle is yet aware of this emerging relationship.)

- 2ofdem and Jenny

- 2ofdem and the Golden Vibrator (Yes, there are pictures to prove this.)

- Grue and CrazyJenn

- rkddb and C.R.A.F.T / Duncan and C.R.A.F.T. Perhaps a ménage à trois is the only solution to this love triangle?

- C.R.A.F.T and his faggot hand