Category:E-thug
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Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him. They are mainly quotes from powerfag OTer's who take things a little too seriously.
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[edit] I Have more Posts Than U
I have more posts than you on this forum and have been around significantly longer, so let me give you a little piece of advice and explain something in the process. There is large subset of this forum that looks to me for intellectual guidance on a variety of issues since I am a 21st century reincarnate of the public intellectual. I receive frequent private messages from people asking for advice on things as mundane as how to properly deal with a Japanese Beetle infestation to messages as utterly serious as full blown existential crises where posters cannot properly grapple with complex metaphysical problems that are beyond their erudition. I have solved statistical anomalies for anonymous users as it came down to crunch time on their 5000 level assignments. I have spontaneously written journal articles on subjects that only existed in my head, just so other users would be able to utilize and reference my work without being accused of plagiarism. I have created a miniature self-sustained alcohol production facility that uses bees to produce honey, the sugar of which is combined with naturally occurring yeast to produce a delicious alcoholic beverage that I call 'bee-r.'
Yet you are going to come into my thread and disrespect me by posting the most- puerile of rhetorical drivel?
[edit] I've Raped People For Far Less...
fuck you, ive raped people for far less than this. you think you can fucking come on OT and just act like a fucking hardass and order people around? Bad news for you, fuckface, but tonights the night your luck runs out. You fucking tell ANYBODY on these forums what to do again, and you're going to find out the hard way what a fucking baseball bat to the side of the skull feels like. Think I'm fucking kidding? I have your IP, I know who you are, and Im more than willing to settle this argument face to fucking face. You call yourself "Hooligan"? We'll see who's the hooligan when one of us is lying face down in a pile of their own blood, shit, and piss. Try and order someone else on here around, and see what fucking happens to you. I'm normally a calm guy but when I need to, I'm willing to break some fucking face to get my point across, just fucking test me you worthless sack of excrement.
[edit] I'm a DKE
Y'all can all shut the fuck up. I'm a DKE and proud of it. I swear to god I went to hell and back to be able to call myself a DKE. I went through some shit that y'all could never imagine going through. One of our older brothers is a US Navy Seal and just got back from Iraq, he said that he would rather go through basic training and he would rather go back and fight for a week before he would come back and go through our initiation. Trust me, y'all motherfuckin pussies couldn't handle the shit that goes down for 5 minutes... Go on and hate on my fraternity if you want, I don't give a shit, there's nothing I can techinically do about it, but I think it's a proven fact that the only reason have for hating on fraternities is that they don't know, or are scared to go through what it takes to be apart of it.
For those of you that don't know, DKE is an active chapter of what is known as the "Skull and Bones" the most secret society in the nation. More secret than the CIA, and possibly the NSA. George Bush, jr, and sr, were both Dekes, as well as both the Roosevelts, and Gerald Ford. We had 7 of our leading presidents, more than any other fraternity of common group ever. We were the leading provider for the Civil war, both north and south, we were the first fraternity in the state of Mississippi, as well as Alabama, and Lousiana. Y'all don't know shit about what I've been through, and until you come over and go through what I've been through to call my brothers brothers then fuck off. I don't give a fuck about anybody on here. So shut the fuck up.
[edit] You Feel Like Punching Me?
you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because that's the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade. Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?
[edit] Totally Inappropriate
That's totally not appropriate. I didn't even make that outrageous of a claim, but you definitely disrespected me, and the entire scientific community on that one. I don't care if you just know that much about the subject, or you are just ignorant to the facts that are in the field that I am an expert on, but come on. Don't bullshit the fact that I know more about this than you do. Just come straight and say you don't know what you're talking about, and we'll be cool. Seriously? This is fucking bullshit, you shouldn't get so riled up about such trivial things, but if you do, you're a fucking faggot. Go home and make love to your fucking real doll. You don't know shit about what we're talking about and you need to fucking leave this thread right now. Buy a bullet and rent a gun, because sir, you are finished in life.
[edit] Publicly Kick Your Ass
if this is something you think that is funny or if you think this is a hoax, you should be ashamed of yourself. i can guarantee if you say that in public, people are going to kick your ass. on top of that, this is the prime reason why men are labeled as arrogant jackasses and you are the leading cause of it all, so next time you look in a mirror, think how much it would hurt to have your eyes gouge out and your tongue sheared off, cause quite frankly, i would do so.
[edit] no more Mr. Nice Guy
Fuck it you know what? No more Mr. Nice Guy, I come in your threads and I post so that you think someone gives a damn about your stupid worthless so called "life" well this is the end of the fucking line. From now on im gonna make your message board life a living hell and you cant do anything about it except burn, and if someone comes to put the fire out ill tear them down like a tree limb by limb just like I did you. I almost want you to test me just so I can unleash the beast on your sorry ass and be done with you forever so go ahead and give me the green light,faggot.
[edit] You Don't Know Who You're Fuckin' Wit
You don't know who you're fuckin with. I'm a 216 pound black man. I work as a security guard for a professional skater. I do carry guns, and I have been trained to use them in the event of an emergency and have been trained where to shoot to show self defense. I also have a 11 inch cock that I'm gonna ram up your ass.
[edit] You Look...like a pussy
now lets talk about how you look. you look more creepy with a straight face than that picture of me. you're a pussy keyboard warrior who took his pic off ever post your pic thread on OT cause everyone thought u looked fuckin scary with your big eyes and scarred acne infested face. you never posted your real pic on here again because you are sensitive to OTers comments face it kid, you lose at life. you're a pussy.
[edit] You think this is a joke?
You think this is a joke? Yea wishing aids on someones mother is real fucking funny asshole, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you want to talk like that to me why dont you come here and say it to my face so that I can answer your insults with a swift fist to your nose. Yea you have a lot to say from 432 miles away from me but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv stuck on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type all of this up. Dont want anymore problems? I didnt think so......
[edit] I have seen a Lion
K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.
[edit] I'm an OTer and I do Stem Cell Research
I work in stem cell research; So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do. Cos some OTers believe anything they hear.
[edit] What goes Around, comes around, motherfucker
you know, you really need to stop rofling at me because that shit is straight disrespectful and me and many other people dont appreciate disrespec, some day youre gonna rofl at the wrong badass motherfucker and hes going to teach you a lesson you wont forget very soon ok? you might think its funny to laugh at other people but some of us have feelings too and you need to take into account because if you hurt other people theyre going to hurt you back, prolly with shotguns and rokcetlaunchers. what goes around comes around motherfucker
[edit] Stop Spamming, nobody wants you here
Stop spamming you little piece of shit. Nobody wants you here. I hope a pig fucks you in the ass again. I'm tired of your inferiority staining this forum. Now get the fuck out of this forum and never come back.
[edit] Be Careful How You Talk
you really need to be careful how you talk about me on the forum, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where i am from, we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned.
[edit] You Wanna throw down?
you wanna throw down with me 'cause you think you're some big bad wolf on this site just 'caus eyou got what, fucking 1171 posts, you fukkin' as? You think that makes you somebody I wouldn't step on and scrape you off the bototm fo my fuckin' shoe, you little insignificant ass? I will rape your children until they cry for theyre mommy and then I will motherfucking pound your ass into the black hole of oblivion so suck on that and see hwo you like it
[edit] Respect Me
When you come in this fucking thread, you sure as motherfucking shit had better respect me. Actually fuck respect, you had better worship the motherfucking ground I walk on, motherfucker. You god damn think I'm just going to sit here and let you stomp all over me with your ignorance and disrespect? FUCK YOU dude, I am not going to be passive about this shit. You had better pray to fucking christ I don't find out where you live, or you might find out what a 12 gauge to the face feels like, you fucking bitch. stay out of my threads, understand? i don't want to take this to fazle, but if you pull these shananigans again he will be contacted. mark my word.
[edit] Everyone has a Price...
ok. if thats how you want it to be, your choice. do you honestly think i cant bribe fazle for your ip adress? everyone has a price. im on 2 grams of test a week and a gram of tren. do this a couple months back, ok, i mightve let it slide, now, someone so much as looks at me the wrong way an theres gonna be probs, lucky for me they always back the fuck down so i dont gotta get my hands dirty. i know youll try the same when shit hits the fan but dont think ill be so linient, cause i wont. dont say i didnt warn you.
[edit] It Seems like you have problems with me
It seems to me like you have a lot of problems with me. If you don't like my registration date, my lack of an av, and my post count I would suggest you keep it to yourself because I really don't give a mother fucking rats ass. Got it? I have a problem with someone such as yourself with over fourty fucking thousand posts, an admitted OT addict, and aren't you one of those faggots who has had marijuana in his avatar? You don't see me making posts about my problems with you so I would suggest you give me the same respect. Thanks.
[edit] You're Just a Chicken Shit Faggot
We both know that you're just another chicken shit faggot who wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face. I'd kick your ass just like I do all the other faggots. I'd fucking stomp you. Just be thankful you're on the internet and I don't know who you are. You little bitch.
[edit] I must have misheard...giant FAGOOT mouth
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.
But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here
[edit] Every bitch Talks
im not fooling.. every bitch i see on here talks, but they dont realize they are talking through a computer. i guarantee that more than half of you wouldn't talk to me or others in real life the way you do on here, someone needs to bring this up and i figured i might as well do it before someone else does
[edit] SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
shut the fuck up. Do you hear these words that are coming out of my mouth? SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Don't dare dream of speaking to a fucking superior like that. Im perfectly capable of snapping your fucking spine in half, and I'm perfectly willing to do it. You fucking faggot, you have no idea what you're getting yourself in to. I'll rip your spine out from your fucking throat, and i'll use it as a dildo to assrape your mom with while I make her gag on my fucking cock. Then I'll pull your shit-covered spine out from your mothers asshole, and force your father to lick the shit off of it while I jizz in his fucking mouth at the same time. I'll make your dad snowball the resulting mouthful of your moms shit and my cum, over to your little sister, who i'll force to fucking gargle it while i rape her in the asshole and whip her with a belt. All of this will be in front of your spineless, dying body, laying on the floor waiting to die. The last fucking thing you'll ever see is me castrating your fucking dad and shoving his dick down your throat until you fucking suffocate.
[edit] God Damn, Do You Ever Shut Up?
god damn do you ever shut the fuck up about this shit?
when was the last time you got laid lee? or... is that stupid question?
you wanna talk about me never driving the buick, lets talk you never using your dick!
so, lee, have you ever used it? ever? are you sure?
EVER?
you call people gay day in and day out yet you're the one that seemingly has never seen a vagina that wasnt on a tv or computer screen.
get some new jokes, fuck man, this shit is getting old.
and you know what, its ok if youre gay, im completely fine with that, i know plenty of gay dudes, thats fine just dont try to kiss me...
[edit] Roids are for pussies like you
If that's how I want it to be? That's how you made it, slick. And I really dont give a shit what kind shit you put into your body. All that means is that you're too much of a lazy fuck to do the work yourself and let nature do the rest. Roids are for fucking pussies. Like you.
Telling me how fucking tough you are might work on the playground, but it means shit-all to me.
And I'll make it easy for you, I bounce at 2 clubs in Texas, one called Monte Carlo's. You can find it's location at www.clubmontecarlos.com, and Im there every Friday and Saturday nights from 9pm til close. The other club is called GiGi's, and it's a strip club in Dallas. I'm either at one club or the other, every weekend, depending on where Im needed.
You wont be the first roid hound I've put through a window, and you wont be the last.
All you have to do is show up, cause some shit, and we'll see what you got.
Hope to see you soon.
[edit] Stupid Buzzwords
God fucking damnit. I really hope that people such as yourself take this opportunity to become more critical in your thinking, instead of using stupid buzzwords and cliches as a substitute... but I'm not very optimistic.
How about this: read what you wrote aloud to yourself.
Do you sound like an idiot? If not, read it again and think long and hard about the words that are coming out of your mouth.
Eventually, you will realize that you are an idiot, and the world will be a better place because of it.
[edit] Your Meal Sucks
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fucking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot.
[edit] My Computer is better than your POS
Yea that’s right faggot, I just dropped a few stacks on a new computer rig. i7? Check. 9.1 surround sound? Check. Dual 30” LCDs? Double check. It’s pretty much the fastest computer in my state – I know this for a fact too, so don’t even question me. This shit can run two instances of Crisis with ALL the eye candy maxxxed the fuck out. “But spinelli,” cry all those haters, “what’s the point in running two games at once?” Well, 1.) because I’m a fucking computer God, and 2.) go read the first reason again you bleach-felching n00b. How about your rig? I bet that beige box of Blue Hippo shit struggles to even run minesweeper above 10 FPS. It’s good for absolutely nothing. Just spare yourself the trouble now and PM me your IP address. I’ll enlist your PC into my botnet and give it one last dying purpose… to steal your mom’s Walmart credit card number. I’ll buy hundreds of boxes of strawberry poptarts until I hit the spending limit. Then I’ll just throw them all out because I’d rather give Jabba the Hut a BJ before eating one bite of that strawberry-flavored orc smegma.
Shut the fuck up already, I ain’t finished yet. Guess what else my beast can do? Sometimes even when my parents are still home (i.e. I don’t give a fuck), I load up sixteen of my favorites pr0n clips and perfectly distribute them across my dual LCD megaliths. Then I boost my dick with a 15-minute-long ubercharge and dominate all those cum-hounds rawdog style. I’m waaayyyy too fucking cool to use a fleshlight like all the guys in my guild, plus I doubt my dick would even fit into the stupid thing.
Just listen up one last time faggot, all I mean to say is that technology, in many ways, is like a raging tsunami wave. You can either surf that crest – like your main man spinelli – on razor-edged ice-skates, OR you can drown in your dingy basement trying to overclock your Furby doll with a 9-volt battery.
[edit] I'll Break Ur Combo
yeah that's right, ill break your combo. then after that, ill fucking break your face. do NOT fuck with me, its almost Christmas and id be happy to give you a ribbon and tinsel ass kicking.
[edit] I just Stole Your Car...
I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, fucked your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, shit on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad, faggot.
[edit] Do You Think I'm Stupid, Fucker?
Do you think I'm stupid fucker? Let's see, you made an account a week ago that has no real network, is conveniently in Ithaca ny, magically went to my high school and were a year younger yet I've never heard of anyone with that name or one who looked like those pics (if there was a girl as hot as the ones as in those profile pics I would have remembered it). Those are some rude jailbait pics you put up though; I'm going to save some. Then you just happen to have added 30 random friends who don't know that person from Cornell, 10 of which happen to be my friends as well. So this would lead someone to reasonably assume that your fake profile is from Cornell. Here is a hint: don't copy and paste from some 17 year old slut's myspace profile who has an IQ of 90 to fake profile info when you are trying to imperonate an Ivy League whore. So which low life faggot on OT are you? I can think of a few people with no life who would go throught the time and effort to try and pull something like this. I'm guessing supwiz17, although squirrelnut and a couple other faggots are gay enough to do this as well.... Smooth one, so what was your master plan? Try to fuck with my friends and personal life over facebook? Or did you just want all my personal info and pictures to plaster on OT? Say I was dumb enough to fall for your little trap, would it really be worth the one 15 page thread you get out of it and drama from OT that badly that you need to fuck with other people? Some people take the internet too seriously and things too far, take a look at what you're doing and think about how sad it is.
[edit] Is That the best response...?
Is that the best response you can come up with? I'm tired of your holier than thou facade on this forum, just because you joined before me doesn't mean people care about you. I'm sorry you live your life in a shell and will never understand what it's like to be an adult. So I am now telling you to grow up and stop pretending that I care. Got that, faggot?
[edit] Look, faggot. America > *
Look faggot, America is the only country to ever walk on the moon. So that automatically means we are in charge of space. America is a place where super heroes live. This is where they are born. They are American. Where is _your_ super hero, faggot?
I don't see spiderman swinging over the Eiffel tower or the the African Savannah. Batman doesn't roam Italy either, faggot. Super heroes are America, Americans are super heroes. Never forget that faggot.
[edit] You wouldn't be so tough without your nunchuks
What are you gonna do, tough guy? Huh? I bet you wouldn't be so tough without your nunchucks.
Listen faggot, go ahead and check your attitude. One more outburst like this and I'll be on that redeye over to your stinky korean village in east LA. After which I'm gonna round up you and your scrawny, 5'4 buddies, wrap you all up in seaweed, and feed you bleached rice til your stomachs explode like the greasy bottomfeeding pigeons you are.
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