Category:NHL Crew

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[edit] Summary

Comprised of a group of eccentric individuals, some American, some Canadian. Just like the real NHL, there aren't many blacks.

[edit] The Crew

CommunistDayKare Thought the Blackhawks were cool, then the Lightning - 0-2 big guy.

meatball Flyers. innovator of the highly annoying glittergoal, and highly annoying in general.

Northern Sens. mysterious Canadian creature with an angelic inflection in his voice.

PittHockey Penguins. American? Canadian? Boston? Pittsburgh? Only one thing is for sure - nobody cares.

SecretAgentMan Bruins. Angriest person to ever live, also has a penchant for homosexual avatars despite averaging 3 threesomes per week.

Drummin Jess Any and all goalies. And the Chicago Wolves. She likes hockey.

i am tim Capitals. Biggest Caps homer in human history, jerks off to charts and graphs of US average female breast size instead of actual photographs.

Publius Stars. Can kick your ass in NHL 10 with one arm tied behind his back - or not tied around his back, it's essentially the same thing.

N8 Sens. His personality is as eccentric as Sidney Crosby's.

autibahn Kimgs. Yup....has an NWA av and he loves Wayne Simmonds. I don't think he likes the right sport.

Ribbie Leafs. First in hypothetical NHL Crew Suicide Pool. (PM CDK to buy in).

Chemo ??? He's from Ontario, I'm guessing Leafs. Pot has turned his brain to apple sauce.

thekinggovernor Sabres. Republican troll that pozzed up Ryan Miller.

Sangster Penguins. Pens fan, from Nova Scotia, with red hair - some guys have all the luck lolbarf.

SR_71 Canadiens. He sort of speaks English, I guess.

asdfbunk Canucks? No idea. His av is a blurry piece of rat shit.

Fusion92 Leafs. No surprise he doesn't post much.

deesee22 Canadiens. I think this one speaks English.

Ostego Hive Like the Avalanche, he sells out then disappears for years at a time. Rinse, repeat.

MiseryIndex Rangers. He takes his lead from the team and doesn't bother to show up most of the time.

[edit] The AHL Affiliate Crew

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