Category:OT Football Crew

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Contents 1 OTFC (The Summary) 2 Notable Members of OTFC 3 Recent Bannings due to rat Jesus Shoes 4 Post Whoring and OTFC

[edit] OTFC (The Summary)

The OT Football Crew is a collection of feral fans of the beautiful game, spanning the globe. Members of OTFC will claim from time to time that the sun never sets on the OTFC Empire. Although OTFC members appear to be an untamed, undomesticated bunch, in reality, they are some of the more educated, smart-ass bastards on OT and they won’t hesitate to let you know it. You can’t really blame them, either.

Like members of a wolf pack, OTFC will rip on each other and talk shit like none other. But, when an outsider crosses one of them, you cross all of them. They don’t care about what bullshit power play you’re trying to pull, but you don’t fuck with OTFC. So whatever you're thinking, you’d better think again. Otherwise, they’re gonna find you and rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you. Even if you call TankRizzo or the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution, it won’t keep them from fucking destroying you. We’re talking about a SCORCHED EARTH, motherfucker! They will massacre you! THEY WILL SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU UP!

That said. In the spirit of FIFA Fair Play, OTFC members will (sometimes) play by the rules (uh, not really), use common sense (except Ancoats) and respect fellow members (hahaha! Hell no!), OT mods (yeah…about that), opponents (as long as they don’t fuck with us) and supporters (OTFC lurkers...maybe).

Oh, one more thing, death to Jesus Shoes and El Cid Kid, those fucking Judas bastards.

Basically, the best crew on OT, filled with pointless whoring by the best in the business, from yer Pakis to yer Chinkies, we all love to hit "Post" after two seconds to add to our many thousands of posts. Yer I know what your thinking, we gets the women lad, when they see our post counts its an automatic panty dropper and before yer knows it we're up the back alley of the bar doing our press ups against the wall pounding the poon

[edit] Notable Members of OTFC

• Ancoats: Ancoats is famous for being a midget, who likes to bang women who the rest of OTFC and UK crew think resemble a bulldog with downs sydrome licking piss off a wasps arse, but the fact is, he gets nailed and gets the numbers, so you all need to bow down to his womanising skills. He probably carries many STD's and lives in a Mancunian slum where once you walk into a local pub for a bevvy you get the 'HES NOT FROM ROUND HERE IS HE MAD DOG, LETS BE AT HIM' staredown, but he loves it

• G1 Maximus: Is a chinese computer and likes to drive to fucking Mexico to shag some random prozzie from Cancun for like 30 coin, paying for sex, he lasts 3 pressups maximum before spunking his chinese sauce all over the poor mexican. G1 likes to post alot and can be found whoring up many sports crews. G1 has an unhealthy obsession with collecting shit football kits and is pyar obsessed with having some shit footballers name on the back of it, so he can wear it to bars and go, THATS RIGHT BITCH, IM BERBATOV, COME SUCK ME AND LET ME GIVE YOU MY BULGARIAN MEASLES, but hes a saaand lad, even though he supports the shite

• Danny Dyer: Sexy bulldog looking geezer who has an unhealthy obsession with West Ham United and Japan. Problee cause the only pussy the cunt can get is someone who can barely speak english and is problee looking for a US pazzy to live in the states and spit out chinky slit eyed sprogs which our Chris will demand they be called Pete, Mad Dog Delbert, Jellied Eel Eugene or whatever names come up on his favourite film of all time, Green Street Hooligans. Chris can be found browsing various East London websites to learn the latest East London lingo whilst snacking on imported Jellied Eels.

• inh: OTFC's obligatory Irish cábúnach, who spends his days finding ways to fill his pot o' gold, but in reality has just been filling up on Lucky Charms. He fills up every night on the obligatory potatoes and Guinness, and he scuttles around because he has rickets and is always grumbling incoherent Irish insults to anyone that walks by, especially anybody dressed up like a fucking gay redwood tree with a faggot smile. In between praying to St. Patrick and throwing clovers at wayward girls, he enjoys anal sex with the Cal Berkeley mascot, this motherfucking fugly bear that is always hunched over and drooling for young men. If you're not careful, he will strike you with his shillelagh and hiss at you. Fucking striapach. Téigh trasna ort féin!

• kensai: Liverpool rules.

• lim f(x) = f(a) (and various other maths equations the bad geek): Nomi is a smelly Paki cunt and basically whores many pics of the teams or players he likes, which includes Christiano Ronaldo, Fernando Torres, Manchester United, Tottenham Hotspur, Crystal Palace or The Bristol Deaf Team, basically the link between them all is that they either win, or are good looking, which Nomi likes because as he smells of the bad curry reek most normal women turn there noses up at him (literally) or try to drunkenly order a donner kebab with abdullah wings and a chicken wogs eye. Also see, useless postwhoring cunt

• Peace Calling: Brummie cunt with an accent that makes yer wanna sandpaper yer ears, or if yer deaf, sandpaper yer eyes, once you listen to it. Has been known to disappear quicker than a prozzys drawer once the coin or crack cocaine has been given to her around the time of a UK crew meet. Likes Aston Villa, wears shit indie clothes that make yer think, cor yer bad geek, get some proper gear on ya and sort yer hair out cause look lad, long hair and the mad fringe cuts aint cutting it, unless you wanna attrack some anorexic little suzie who listens to Green Day and thinks shes in-jer-vid-jual cause shes different, fuck off, its shit music and people who listen to that teenybopper shite are just weirdos. Plain and simple

• meatball: Follows an Italian team that wears Pink shirts. And has a name of Meatball, says it all really the bad gayer. But thats all we all know about the cunt really, but theres so much yer can say about it, but we'll break it down into bits. Italy: Full of gay men who would've invented homosexuality if the Greeks hadn't of got there first. Pink Shirts: Worn by men as a so called fashion statement, as if to say, hey im wearing pink, im comfortable with my sexuality ho hum, these sort of men also pay 150 coin for trendy food which usually amounts to half a steamed lettuce and a celery stick, but cause it came from a trendy sounding place like BAR URBAN, the price is justified. Meatball... is probably an acronym for "Male Entered Anus, Tenderly Blowing, Amazing Loverboy Love", says it all

• Rooney: German sounding motherfucker who likes Manchester United, as per most Man United supporters he has no individuality and just blindly follows whoever wins stuff, as is evident by his support for Houston Dynamo. This is what I say lad, get yer eyes out of yer kecks and support a team you might enjoy and not just have a username thats basically paying homage to the green ogre outta Shrek cause lad, thats bad shit. But really, hes a good looking and saaand geezer, and gets the ladies with his german saukerkraut, whats not to like about this cat?

• ssabripo: Also known as "Veron", he's the oldest mother fucker on OTFC; dude is bald, brolly, and sackrides Real Madrid, Brazil, and Honduras. He's a complete clusterfuck of a mutt, 1/2 durka, 1/4 Honduran, 1/4 brazilian, but apparently played competitive footy from elementary all the way past college. Nobody on OTFC likes him other than Kansas, and that's because he touches himself at nite.

• mondaynightmike: OTFC and UK crews favourte gayer. Tottenham Fan (unlike paki nomi who changes to different london teams) Has the Italian name and looks, big cock and lives the life of riley at mummy Riccioni and daddy Riccioni's. Fit as fuck girlfriend too even though her shin juts out more than the state of California. One. Lucky. Cunt

• CESCBOOM: is one urbane witty geezer who stalks online forums with the username of CESCBOOM, problee to impress the girlies who will think, cor hes well hard cause he has a name that has the words of BOOM, when hes pumping them they'll problee think, COR FUCK OFF YOU PUMP FAKE MOTHERFUCKER, as is evident by his username he likes Cesc Fabregas, a dreamy Spanish player who plays for the Arse, although, with a name like that yer's think our own CESCBOOM also plays for the arse himself, if yer get worra mean like!

• Kansas: Whats to say about Kansas, lives in South Central with his other 3000 latin cousins, has a fit girl like (although rumours that she is his cousin have yet to be confirmed or not) he owns a pyar boss car that got hit with bullets one night. Kansas is found on MSN being a grammar nazi, fuckssake lad, he'll even put comma's in the right place, even when most normal suzies would go "Hey you OK", our Kansas will put the correct meaning in, which is "Hey, you OK, buddy", which although well meaning makes us want to stab our eyes out with the furry spikes of an Arizona Cactus

• drjamima: Has a username that everyone fucks up, dunno if yers ever read English child books, but theres a story thats popular called the story of Jemima Duck, which everyone has read, and every time I see his username I think of a cute little duck, well thats our Eric, a cute little marsipan... aww I hear ya think, he sounds sweet and stuff, yes girls, press one on the buzzer to date him, but be warned, hes a Man United fan and wears Viking helmets, so he'll probably hammer yer with sweet nothings, get you into bed and shag you, then youll wake up the next morning to find that your boobs have been sliced off with an axe and our Eric is wearing them as fresh new viking helmets. Gerrin there lad

• 20Deep: Automatically rules because he shares the same name as Ancoats, he is amazingly sexy and awesome, just like Ancoats, girls flock to him, they want to take his number, they want to rub thier minx jackets against him and make him feel like the luckiest guy on earth, then he wakes up in a puddle of his own semen, his boxer shorts stuck to his leg as little 20deep sperms have got trapped trying to find there way to sweet girls eggs, thats what you get for being an Arsenal cunt. HE TOUCHES HIMSELF AT NITE!

[edit] Recent Bannings due to rat Jesus Shoes

lim f(x) = f(a) T4nkR1zz0 07-28-2008 21 Days 08-18-2008, ~09:00 AM 1 Day, 14 Hours "werd on the gook"

rebelknight T4nkR1zz0 07-28-2008 21 Days 08-18-2008, ~09:00 AM 1 Day, 14 Hours "fuck the spic team"

redsoxfan T4nkR1zz0 07-28-2008 21 Days 08-18-2008, ~10:00 AM 1 Day, 15 Hours shut the fuck up already you fucking reggin

Ancoats T4nkR1zz0 08-15-2008 14 Days 08-29-2008, ~06:00 PM 12 Days, 23 Hours you fucks need to knock this shit off. "NIGGERS NIGGERS DYKES AND JEWS"

mypetmeatball T4nkR1zz0 08-15-2008 14 Days 08-29-2008, ~06:00 PM 12 Days, 23 Hours you fucks need to knock this shit off. "go ahead and try nigger"

Peace Calling TankRizzo 08-15-2008 14 Days 08-29-2008, ~06:00 PM 12 Days, 23 Hours you fucks need to knock this shit off. "stfu nigger"

drjamima T4nkR1zz0 07-30-2008 31 Days 08-30-2008, ~08:00 PM 14 Days, 1 Hour "LOL HE'S NOT A NIGGER SO YOU CAN'T SIGN HIM" + extended for AE.

Rooney T4nkR1zz0 07-09-2008 92 Days 10-09-2008, ~11:00 AM 53 Days, 16 Hours repeated use of the N word + registering an AE. Make another one or share another account and this goes perma IP ban.

mondaynightmike T4nkR1zz0 06-23-2008 Permanent Never Forever NWS av...AGAIN, and posting unlinked NWS shit, AGAIN. You've been PERMABANNED for this before, good luck with this one.

[edit] Post Whoring and OTFC

Well noted for their post whoring abilities, OTFC is one of the fastest updating crews on OT. Recent statistics prove their quick draw style of posting:

• August 6 - 12: 569; Ancoats (2,204) / G1 Imperator (1,538) / Rooney (1,303)
• August 13 - 19: 820; Ancoats (2,344) / G1 Imperator (2,123) / drjamima (2,086) / krazyndn411 (2,067)
• August 20 - 26: 1038; G1 Imperator (5,312) / Rooney (5,300) / Ancoats (4,009)
• August 27 - September 2: 565; G1 Imperator (1,636) / 20Deep (1,580) / Ancoats (1,311) / Rooney (1,123) / PC (1,067)
• September 3 - 9: 352; Rooney (1,131) / ronnie_gaucho (931) / redsoxfan (836)
• September 10 - 16: 554; 20Deep (2,007) / PC (1,868) / Rooney (1,538)
• September 17 - 23: 341; Ancoats (1,267) / 20Deep (904) / PC (731)
• September 24 - 30: 250; ronnie_gaucho (1,002) / PC (613) / 20Deep (430)
• October 1 - 7: 417; ronnie_gaucho (2,014) / San Esteban (1,232) / kenmei (860)
• October 8 - 14: 259; ronnie_gaucho (1,484) / kenmei (959) / San Esteban (959)
• October 15 - 21: 256; ronnie_gaucho (1,224) / kenmei (1,141) / San Esteban (913)
• October 22 - 28: 363; kenmei (1,313) / ronnie_gaucho (1,311) / San Esteban (977)
• October 29 - November 4: 304: San Esteban (1,122) / Nando (1,062) / Claret & Blue (1,062)
• November 5 - 11: 349; Nando (1,458) / San Esteban (1,254) / Claret & Blue (851)
• November 12 - 18: 311; thumpr (1,169) / Nando (1,151) / Claret & Blue (905)
• November 19 - 25: 248; Claret & Blue (818) / Nando (756) / Jesus Shoes (548)
• November 26 - December 2: 288; Claret & Blue (1,002) / Nando (982) / Ancoats (787)
• December 3 - 9: 271; Nando (1,126) / Claret & Blue (1,115) / San Esteban (829)
• December 10 - 16: 278; Nando (749) / PC (744) / Claret & Blue (692)
• December 17 - 23: 294; Nando (1,124) / San Esteban (839) / mondaynightmike (734)
• December 24 - 30: 283; PC (859) / Claret & Blue (809) / lim f(x) = f(a) (731)
• OTFC World Football Thread #1: 5591; Nando (18,526) / kenmei (15,900) / Esteboner (13,779)
• OTFC World Football Thread #2: 1532; Nando (4,715) / lim f(x) = f(a) (4,239) / Ancoats (4,030)
• UEFA EURO 2008: 2,979; Ancoats (7,439) / G1 Veritas (7,018) / lim f(x) = f(a) (5,981)
• The current OTFC Thread for the 08-09 Season includes: 59,119+ Total Posts and 2,365+ Pages with the leaders: lim f(x) = f(a) 6,164 / G1 Maximus 4,777 / Danny Dyer 4,663 / Ancoats 4,499