Category:Seattle Crew

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Seattle Crew shoots the shit about all things PNW. Seattle, Olympia, Mt. Rainier. Portland, OR and Vancouver/Victoria BC. A typical 15-day thread goes to 400+ pages, filled with nonsense.

Seattle Crew is full of weird motherfuckers.

Seattle Crew is also known for its fondness of karaoke and well landscaped pubic hair.

BigC: Who are the Supersonics? Is that the womens basketball that no one watches. :dunno:

I heard Matt and Matt have sex until they cum hard....

I heard Becca and Kat are gonna put on a girl girl show to celebrate this upcoming meat.

Shuttlecock rapes his own hand until he cries

Becca has the hottest ass known to black men.

Becca will not allow balls in her mouth unless they are shaved

Alaya is the cutest Romanian Chick in the PNW. I would eat the corn from her poop.

Kat and Alaya are big Futball (Soccer for you other morons) and drool over hot, broly players. Seats to the Seattle Sounders FC are in their future.

Cory already has seat to the Sounders FC.:wiggle:

thebox owns a ruckus.

Cory is like the sunshine and rain mixed together to make a rainbow in my heart.

Alaya is going to have Cristiano Ronaldo's illegitimate lovechild.

Kat loves to swallow and has given said tutorial for many lost women.

Riven is the resident asshole

Jesus Shuttlesworth said what what in the butt

Becca is the clumsiest member of Seattle Crew. She is also the resident insomniac.

Rumor has it that member JoJoBee fucks like a pornstar

Rumor has it that deaddweeb is actually dead. Stay tuned more at 11.

Seattle Crew is full of Drama