Ivy Mike on Club Sluts
From OTwiki
They discover that the club lifestyle no longer suits them and they throw themselves into work and eventually find some nice guy who doesn't know her reputation. He knocks her up and she enters the zealous pursuit of motherhood. This includes reading magazine after magazine on the subject simply because she has no idea how to do it on her own. This little ugly trait is leftover from her clubslut days when she was too shallow to care about anyone but herself. Oddly enough, if you looked at her magazine subscriptions from a few years back, you'd probably find Cosmo, Redbook and the like simply because the only original thoughts she ever had revolved around herself.
The type of guy she marries is one who is either A: completely snowed by her newly found facade of chastity or B: one who is desperate not to die alone.
Man A will eventually tire of her superficial ways and divorce her ass when he can afford a good lawyer and avoid losing too much of his own ass.
Man B will stick with her only to discover that she has cheated on him because while you can take the slut out of the club, you can't take the club out of the slut. He might grow a spine at this point and ditch her ass or he might not.
She will end up at 45 years old, feeling the old familiar touch of a bar stool under her ass and tasting the sweet warm embrace of alcohol on her tongue and bitter as all hell wondering why one of her husbands couldn't provide her the white picket fence she always knew she deserved and why her thighs no longer completely fit on the bar stool she's perched atop.
Cliffs: Fathers...take care of your daughters even if their mother is a complete whore
