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Joey once offered Peyton Manning $5,000 to lick his sweaty anus after an Indianapolis Colts losing effort. He was subsequently turned down and arrested on stalking, indecent exposure, and Peeping Tom charges.

The story of Joey's wife is as follows: She was cheating on him. He found out. She left suddenly and took their dog (Joey's best and only friend) with her. Many moons later, he begs her to return - and she did! Now they are a happy couple again in their double-wide trailer.

Also, likes to troll OT constantly even after making a thread saying he would stop

He now goes by the name whutaboutbob bestworstadvice

recently voted #1 first reply in the history of internet message boards	It's like he is sitting in front of a Water Buffalo	BLARG!!!!!!	Careful, she will eat you.
I'm so happy to be at Olive Garden	JOEY SMASH!!#!	FML	I'd kill my kids before I give up this dog
LULZ	Dating is hard :(