JR

Facts About {JR}:

Lives in a basement. Probably his mom's.
Loves to gobble penis.
People think he's Asian, but he's really a honkey with yellow fever who likes to be called James.
Owns Aya Ueto hug pillow. He humps it every night.
Mom's underwear has dickholes in them.
Was found curled up in the corner of Tropicana Field's storage room after the re-signing of Jason Varitek in 2009.

MLB Crew. If you have to ask, you aren't in this crew.