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| Username:
| Jonny Chimpo
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| "My lens is bigger and more expensive than your lens" DSLR Crew.
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Hates people. Particularly children, old people, most women, dumb people and many OTers.
Seriously, why can't you people just die?
[edit] Trivia
- Loves posting from the toilet. (secretly wishes smells could be posted on the internet)
- IL's all service providers
- Wishes he was Dexter because killing people would be fun
- Acts like House IRL
- Probably makes more money than you
- Drives a problem free Land Rover so he can divide by zero at will
- Likes taking pictures of his feet with his cell phone while shitting at work
- Has concluded that New Jersey is so bad that it's the sole reason that intelligent life from other galaxies has refused to visit Earth
[edit] Secrets of being a Pro OT Photographer
- Take more pictures of your gear than pictures taken with your gear.
- HDR
- Lensflare
- Borders and copyright mark (bigger & more complicated equals more pro)
- Lightroom and Photoshop Actions
- Banned from FM or POTN
- Have an OT Press Pass (just in case you need media creds)
- Your Dakine Sequence contains a 50mm f/1.8, 100mm Macro and a kit lens
- Strobist!
- Have a printed copy of "The Photographers Right" to help you argue with cops
- Tell everyone you're saving for an L lense (sic)
- $100 UV filters to protect all your lenses
