Mr Bonus
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| Username: | Mr Bonus |
Mr Bonus, otherwise known as Mr. Fancy Pants, fancies himself a stud on the links. Known the world over for his bad ass silver Porsche 911, women flock to his penis and there's nothing he can do to stop it...he's tried.
His favorite song is "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne. He can be heard singing sweet lyrics off into the evening air while lining up putts as he focuses on his line and speed.
Bonus...don't confuse kindness with weakness.
MrBonus is also known for his mechanical ineptitude. He once paid a mechanic to change his wiper blades.
Mr Bonus once participated in a 5-way sex tirade with hsmith, mikel, Buzz Killington, and an unnamed participant. The events were transcribed as the OrangeGrove story.
Woman: "Are those Bugle Boy pants you wearin'?"
Bonus: "Hell no ho you know dey Polo."
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 Mr Bonus attempting to golf |
 Mr Bonus' golfing shorts |
 Yeah, lick it! |
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