OT Politics

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OT's political landscape is that of a herd of cows in a grazing field. They, OTers, tend to support the most fashionable group at the time, are racist, antisemetic, though there are dissidents who strongly believe that Ron Paul is the 4th coming of Christ. Even though it often seems that most OTers are conservative, the majority is actually liberal, as shown in polls; conservatives simply appear to be more outspoken.

[edit] Beliefs

• Women belong in the kitchen and should shut their whore mouths.
• Everybody on OT is either a supermodel or a fashion expert. We are all good looking and shun the ugly and unclean.
• Plasma>LCD those who say otherwise bask in the semen of 5 black guys.
• Effective/no gun control is a pipe dream, and even if it was possible it would be immoral and retarded.
• The 350z is OT's supercar.
• Get money, fuck bitches, smoke trees. WISDOM.
• No matter how strong your argument is, if a more popular user agrees with the person you're arguing with, you automatically lose and are deemed a faggot.
• George Bush hates black people.
• If/when your S/O cheats on you, it is always with 5 black guys.
• You are not an alpha male if you can not press 100lbs dumb bells 20x.

[edit] Other Notables

For some retarded reason, OT effectively relinquished their support of Ron Paul during August of 2008 and focused their efforts on Barack Obama's campaign for European Totalitarianism.