Patrick Bateman
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Patrick Bateman is a member of OT. He car washer at Hertz car rental. He frequently posts derogatory things towards women. He used to be very popular and has a plethora of followers.*** According to a song by MicrowaveWalrus, he got into a fight with user Pharmokan outside of a night club in New Jersey and beat him up badly, disfiguring his face in the process.
It has been proven twice that Patrick Bateman is just an AE that mods and a select few other members use to troll the forums. He is not a real person.
He recently bitched out like a little pussy ass faggot, when given the opportunity to star in a pornographic film- presented by OT'er dv8. Further suggesting that he is indeed an AE.
Attractiveness Ranking: 4
[edit] NEWS
Bateman Created a Joke Thread about threats against the presidential family, an OTer forwarded the posts to the FBI, Bateman later received a knock on the door from 2 secret service agents.
- possibly on the do not fly list.
- has a van parked outside his place of residence.
- random crown victoria's and 300C's follow him around to the gym.
- Fucking thing sucks.
[edit] Notable Quotables
because when we walk into a club we want to take it over, its like a business and we are Donald trump, bill gates, and Steve Wynn of the fitness/club nightlife world and we just take over. I bust a front double bicep as soon as I get in, then after 2 redbull and vodkas I rip my shirt off and usually just sport a tank because "I have a buzz" which I really don’t but its an excuse to take my shirt off and if anyone asks "i'm hot from the alcohol" then i hit up the bathroom and look for the handicap stall to get a good pump with the dip bars for the gimps, and we just do our thing you know, all ripped shredded bros just macking on pussy making everyone else feel like shit, were tanner, were more shredded, and we make it rain with the cash flow, goose bottles left and right bro.
[edit] Love Life
Has dated numerous ho's and bitches, but prefers big, dark cock most of the time.
Dreams: pursuing a career in the Adult Film Entertainment Industry.
Reality: does way too much juice to even get it up, repport ruined, testicles shrunk down to raisins.
he claims to have partied with Cassie Steele of Degrassi and says she is a strung out ho
