Posting like Mikel

From OTwiki

[EDU] Posting on OT the Mikel way

1. Goto the nearby pharmacy.
2. Purchase lubricant (Mikel prefers KY), chloroform, plenty of rags, and a tarp.
3. Walk out of said pharmacy.
4. Drive around until you have located some sort of small animal (or human if you would prefer).
5. Once animal (or human) has been found, wet rag with chloroform, and apply to breathing area.
6. Put animal (or human) in car.
7. Drive home.
8. Drag body into kitchen.
9. Spread tarp onto kitchen floor.
10. Proceed to dismember body.
11. Once finished, smother self in lubricant, making sure to thoroughly massage all orifices.
12. Proceed to stick various parts into said orifices.
13. Once all orifices have been filled, login to computer and goto OT.
14. Browse main page for newest threads.
15. Post in new threads random comments about rape or anal play.
16. Leave thread searching for more victims.
????
17. Profit.