Shibster:

From OTwiki

A jew, a sexy fucking jew. Has told his GF in bed before cumming that "this needs more cowbell". Thinks he's hot shit

[edit] Cowbell Story

I was dating this one girl for a while, and we fucked a lot. sex became a game. she occasionally did some stupid shit during sex like wipe sweat from my face and say, "a little hot darling?"

I decided to get her back and answer that.

I had stashed a cowbell and drumstick on a shelf above my bed. So when her infamous line came, I replied with, "I have a fever!"

I continued thrusting as I said in my best christopher walken, "and the only remedy is MORE COWBELL"

with my dick inside of her I grabbed the hidden items and started smacking the cowbell. My hips moved rhythmically to the strokes.

for me it was a complete turn on-- I was about to bust a nut that could cover will ferrel's body hair. She was not so pleased. I was thrown off of my own bed while I was ejaculating. as sperm sprinkled in a radius around my falling body she said, "YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE"

I loved that girl.