The Pontoon Incident

From OTwiki

Nickos was in Houston on an all inclusive vacation in exchange for sexual favors to Alpha, the two decided to drive to Austin, TX for the weekend to see a concert, hang out with LebaronLX and play on the lake for a day.

They invited a few other OTers to come along; KDubb, Dmora, LebaronLX, Tigerlilly, and Morter Forker come to mind. Towards the end of the day, many drinks were consumed and it was time to go back to shore and return the rented pontoon boat.

Jugglenuts took it upon himself to drive the pontoon back to shore, Fired up the engine, slammed down the throttle and slammed into the front of a high performance speed boat. Thankfully the speed boat was unharmed but the old balding fuck that was laying in it wearing a fucking banana hammock jumped up and wanted to kick Jugglenut's ass, we should have let him. The aluminum siding on the pontoon was dented up to shit and creased and generally fucked.

Drunk as we all were, we decided to hang a towel over the dented up shit and just return the pontoon hoping they wouldn't see it, lol, didn't work. $600 repair bill had to be paid on the spot. Alpha paid for it up front, Jugglenuts was supposed to pay her back but i think he only paid her about $60.

For some reason Tigerlilly busted out in tears and started screaming at Alpha, Alpha started crying too because she was like WTF, and I was getting hard thinking I could bang the both of them in the back of the Tahoe and make em really cry... Anyways, the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror blah blah blah.