The Tom Cruise Mission Impossible 3 Failure

From OTwiki

OT decided to fuck with tom cruise and raised $3000 to fly a few banner planes over the Hollywood premiere of MI3.

The banners read:

"The baby belongs to Xenu", in reference to Tom and Katy's then unborn child Suri.

and

"ALL HAIL XENU <3 OT"

Everything was set, all systems go. OT ground to a halt as the original thread was getting hammered harder than Tank Rizzo's anus.

But the planes never flew.

Calls to the company resulted in a "fog" conspiracy. Later checks to weather.com revealed there was no fog that night. A conspiracy theory is formed, splintering the tom cruise crew into 2 factions. One group thought that the newb who organized everything axed it himself. Jargon did not sabotage the mission, dipshits. Others thought that scientology threatened the banner company. We will never know the truth. We know that the owner of the company contracted to fly the planes was afraid of litigation from the church of scientology and their notoriously frivolous team of lawyers. He grounded the planes and returned all the money to Jargon. Some members let him keep the money because of the bullshit that he endured. Last seen 2 years ago.