Toeshoes

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Toeshoes is an OP who faked her own death for no apparent reason and was subsequently busted by OTers when various calls to local morgues yielded no results, and no obituary could be found..

The thread where she faked her death was titled: "This is Jay, toeshoes' husband.." and was filled with joy upon hearing that the fat bitch had died. crossett drove to her apartment complex and took various pictures of her domicile, vehicle, and what appeared to be another fat bitch riding around on a scooter. When she discovered the pics of her apartment building, she called the cops and accused them of stalking her. She posted what was presumed to be fake correspondence between her and a detective.

Before her "death", Nickos tried to organize a threesome with Toeshoes and Jay.

Other threads she made included the discussion of fat people things, the posting of her grocery receipt/bill, showing off an extender designed to help fat people reach things like their own ass for wiping purposes, and other topics related to how it sucked being so fucking fat. Before she ultimately asked to be perma'd, she claimed that she planned to lose weight via liposuction. We doubt this ever happened.

She was also the subject of wannabe-rapper Biggie 03's rap song: "Welcome Back Toeshoes" found here[1], which was done with a beat sampled from the "Welcome Back, Kotter" theme song.

[edit] Toeshoes facts:

• She generates her own gravity field capable of sucking up small animals from distances as far as 5 meters.
  
• She can eat 80% of her body weight in a single sitting.
  
• The amount of food needed to sustain her could support the entire population of Belgium.
  
• If she was dropped off the empire state building, she would cause an earthquake so massive that it would destroy all of Manhattan.
  
• She is what the gods use to punish Atlas when they're giving Earth a break.
  
• USAF's top secret weapon after the MOAB.
  

keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

[edit] Toeshoes getting porked:

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