Vince Offer

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An amazingly talented infomercial salesman. Sham WOW!

Locked in epic battle with the effervescent Billy Mays.

2 out of 3 OTers agree that Billy would destroy Vince in a fight to death. One might think that wrapping oneself in SHAMWOWs would provide permanent invulnerability, but Billy Mays has use of the terrifying AWESOME AUGER drill which surely has no counter [[1]].

[edit] Memorable Quotes

• "You're going to love my nuts"

• "Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life"

• "You know the Germans always make good stuff"

• "I don't know, it pays for itself"

• "Olympic divers. They use it as a towel look at that"

• "Hola! soy Vince con shamwow. Estaras deciendo 'WOW'!"

• "You getting this cameraguy?!"

SHAMWOW here with Vince		BILLY MAYS MOTHERFUCKER