Zach

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Lumberman Zach

Better known as Zacharoni Macaroni.

His bizarre obsession with bacon is well known across the entire Morning Crew thread.

Although he is not overweight, many poke fun at his obesity.

It is well known that user Cedric would like to steal Zach's anal virginity. Nobody knows for sure if his anus still has its hymen though.

Despite having well over 100,000 posts, only about 10 members out of all of OT actually know who Zach is.

If anyone has a job opening that will allow him to post on OT for 6hrs a day, Zach is currently available and willing to work for bacon. For references, please contact Chipotle corporate headquarters.